Some notes on small boys

[oldbloke]

1. If a small boy sees you eating a chocolate hobnob, he will want some. If you give him a large piece, he may choke. You may use this as an equivalent of the "make him smoke a whiole packet until he's sick" idea for discouraging smoking, but only if you're confident you can do the Heimlich manouevre on a 15 month old.

2. A plectrum fits into a small boy's mouth

Comments

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Baaad daaaad!

[oldbloke.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should have written "If your partner then gives him a large piece".
If you were referring to the plectrum, well, how else do you find out what notes his teeth are tuned to, eh?

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should have written "If your partner then gives him a large piece".

Terrible woman, terrible woman, terrible-terrible-terrible woman!

If you were referring to the plectrum, well, how else do you find out what notes his teeth are tuned to, eh?

First big laugh of the day! TYVM. I've been a bit iffy & I needed some relief.

Bloomin'eck, it's 11:11 again!