Wimmin!

[oldbloke]

I dunno, you take a girl for a pleasant country drive with great views and all she says is "If I'd known we'd be coming back to the very same roundabout after a 20 minute detour..."
Well, I'll not bother again!

Comments

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

You need a decent motor to do things like that.

[pookalso.livejournal.com]

pleasant country drive with great views

Do you actually mean: 'I got a bit lost today in the car'?

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

You've missed your way in life, Dave. If you can do 20-minute detours to get to the same roundabout, you'd have been far better off as a London taxi driver. And you wouldn't have had to go sarf of the river, guv.