What a waste of time

[oldbloke]

the scar you're most proud of	I only have one and I'm not sure how I got it
your favourite condiment	vinegar
if you have freckles	no
your preferred method of cooking	slowly reducing the liquid in a curry
what shoes you're wearing	Docs. Are there any others?
how many children you have	1
the first person you french kissed	Can't remember - it would be over 35 years ago
your preferred breed of dog	Lurcher. Or wire fox terrier.
where you were born	Keynsham spelt K E Y N S H A M
what colour underwear you're wearing	Black
where your keys are right now	House: left coat; car: right coat; office: jeans
if you have split ends	Maybe. Who cares?
when you last got laid	Saturday? Sunday? I forget.
your opinion on airline food	Depends on the airline. Sabena breakfasts!!!
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	None
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	Who thinks these up?
your worst malady	Nothing worth mentioning
if your mum loves your dad	Yes.
if you can sing well	No
what your olympic event would be	Frisbee never got recognised, sadly
someone you admire	Walter Becker
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	Anything small outside Europe or North America
the last time you cried	About 3 years, properly
your most interesting sexual congress location	Unsure what counts as 'interesting', & it's secret
part of the Sunday papers you read first	Don't
the languages you speak	English, tiny bits of French and Italian
the religion you were raised in	CofE
if you can draw well	Nah
your favourite photograph	You can't have just one
what you should be doing instead of this	Writing a Perl mail parser and database updater
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