The wonder of language

Splish splash splosh

All mean pretty much the same

Slip slap slop

All mean totally different things

Amazing what goes through your mind when you're driving over Blackstone Edge on the way home from Halifax.

Bl**dy kids

My antivirus expertise is being questioned on Another Web Forum by somebody with 10 count them 10 years experience of IT.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Should there be an apostrophe at the end of "years" there?