So I created an html file, dropped it on colleague's desktop, and made it his IE home page. It said:

The internet is full

Please try again later

Whole seconds of amusement, there

According to the Fortean Times, there's a roadsign somewhere in Wales that says "Cyclists dismount" in English, but as the machine translation went a bit wrong, the Welsh beneath says "Bladder disease returns". Cyclists->Cystitis, they claim. I don't believe it myself. I mean, nothing that silly could ever really happen, right? Barron's Court roundabout, if anybody wants to check. Or possibly only 1 r in Baron.

Yesterday morning, on the way in to work, for a brief period we were joined by an AC Cobra.
Nice motor.

Tonight, on the way home, we spent a considerable period in the company of a very nice little Porsche - SNO 422 K - which I only now recognise as a Porsche by looking up its badge design. It was very very low, very very growly, and the driver had a leather flying helmet on. 50s-ish racer, I'd say. Very nice. I shall attempt to find pics and determine the exact model.