oldbloke's mutterings

I think it's time to replace my brick. I make hardly any calls at all, maybe send 2 texts a month, and I'd put my current (Voda) sim in it. I don't want any fancy features, just something lighter that can hold battery charge longer than 2 days.
What's good? Would consider one with camera if cheap enough.

At 9 this morning our Info Desk was being adorned with a multitude of IIIIIINGURLU-UN flags (but splet correctly)
By 2 they'd been told to take them down.

Late last year they dissolved my section (posts passim). At which point I moved to pure security, barring odd pickup of user support for apps I used to handle, just while the faculty staff got up to speed.
Well, a few weeks ago they asked if I'd do the Intro to VB.net just one more time. I agreed. They said they'd sort out a date and room. They dropped by this morning to say it'd be tomorrow.
OK...
It won't be my fault if the notes aren't printed in time
It won't be my fault if the projector burns out: it's asking for its airfilter to be cleaned

There was also a hint that they'd like me to teach it next semester. Given that I've been saying I hate teaching for the 25 years I've been doing it, can you guess the answer to that one?