oldbloke's mutterings

...people bringing laptops in for cleanup would clear the IE temp files first.
I mean, I'm only seeing the odd filename flash past, but clearly this woman has been buying - or at least looking at - sex toys on the net.
Not that it's owt to be embarrassed about, really , I spoze, so maybe she doesn't care if I know.

Two phone calls today to tell us friends of ours have had baby boys.
One couple are local friends, and have just got Jack (startling lack of imagination if you ask me).
The others are the Rushtons, who any of you who've been in uk.rec.sheds may know, and they've got William.

Blimey!

[edit] Of course I ought to leave it to Thomas and Sarah to announce William's arrival. But they don't do LJ (afaik) so as long as you lot don't blab in urs, it'll be OK