oldbloke's mutterings

1. If a small boy sees you eating a chocolate hobnob, he will want some. If you give him a large piece, he may choke. You may use this as an equivalent of the "make him smoke a whiole packet until he's sick" idea for discouraging smoking, but only if you're confident you can do the Heimlich manouevre on a 15 month old.

2. A plectrum fits into a small boy's mouth