oldbloke's mutterings

What on earth do they make hot cross buns out of these days?
They're like a soggy version of dwarfbread - they don't go off!
They just sit there in the breadbin, daring you to eat them.
I'm sure they never used to be that soggy in the old days, too.
Perhaps I ought to try toasting one sometime.

Just got a renewal notice for one of my domains.
Think I might prefer to move it to a machine in my house, frankly.
How do I go about that, then? What's it gonna cost?
How much whisky would hoiho need to come and config the server for me?